MILK: STAY SLIM DRINK LOW FAT MILK
ARMY RECRUITMENT: WATERCOOLER
ARMY RECRUITMENT: WAXING
RENAULT CLIO: LE BAG
FORNET OVEN CLEANING PRODUCT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
CLEANING UP AFTER DOGS: SHIT
DUTCH SPECIAL FORCES RECRUITMENT: SKATING EVENT
AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL: FILM FESTIVAL
RENAULT LAGUNA COUPÉ: I LIKE IT
ARMY RECRUITMENT: DRILLING
ARMY RECRUITMENT: DRIVER
ARMY RECRUITMENT: OIL TRACK
Cadburys Creme Egg: CREME EGG PHANTOM
CREME EGG: MOUSETRAP SLOW MO
CADBURY CREME EGG: TAPE MEASURE
CADBURY CREME EGG: CHAMPAGNE
CADBURY CREME EGG: TYPEWRITER
CREME EGG: PICTURE
RENAULT MEGANE: RACE OF PARTS
CREME EGG: FOOT PUMP
SLIPPERS: Bunnies
Omax Lens: Dirty
SLIPPERS: Fish
SLIPPERS: Bananas
Omax Lens: Beach
Omax Lens: Japanese
GLASSMAX SILENT - SOUND-REDUCTION GLASS: CROW
TOILETRIES: STAPLES
FORNET: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
PEPTO-BISMOL: WHITE
PEPTO-BISMOL: BROWN
PEPTO-BISMOL: YELLOW
GLASSMAX SILENT - SOUND-REDUCTION GLASS: DOG
VICKS VAPORUB: KETTLE
MALÙ: SPAGHETTI
MALÙ: FRIES
FORNET: FISH
FORNET: CHICKEN
TOILETRIES: PORK
ARMY OFFICER RECRUITMENT: NO FOOL