ACUVUE CONTACT LENSES: CHICKEN

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Released:	March 2008
Advertiser:	JOHNSON & JOHNSON
Brand name:	ACUVUE CONTACT LENSES
Agency:	McCANN ERICKSON ARGENTINA
Country:	Argentina
Category:	Pharmacy
Tags:	Buenos Aires

Credits:

Advertising Agency: McCANN ERICKSON ARGENTINA, ARGENTINA, Buenos Aires
Executive Creative Director: General Creative Directors: Papon Ricciarelli / Chavo D´emilio
Scriptwriter: Nicolas Ferrario / Paula Kozub
Agency Producer: Martin Bardi / Sergio Hernandez / Emiliano Garcia
Account Supervisor: Gonzalo Pampliega / Luciana Dau
Director: Diego Arancibia
Sound Engineer: Inaudito


Script in English
FVO: Grandpa! What are we having for dinner today?

SFX: A chicken is strangled and slowly dies

MVO1: Chicken!

MVO2: Oh! Darling, darling! Let me tell you something about what you have just seen. You will never forget it!
You’ll start by having a phobia of pigeons and you’ll end up hating Indians, as well as ‘Dances
With Wolves’ and any movie starring Kevin Costner.
Don’t be afraid, but your marriage will fall to pieces when your husband gets fed up with your sudden pukes at the mere sight of cushions.
You will be sent to a nursing home when you are 50. Your friends will go and visit you so they feel they are doing a good deed, like bathing a homeless person or adopting a child by mail. Anyway, some of them will stick with bathing homeless people.
Remember you’ll be continuously puking all of a sudden.

ANN: Acuvue Contact Lenses say: Your eyes are very powerful. Take care of them.
Script in Orginal Language
FVO: Hola abuelo! ¿qué nos vas a preparar hoy de rico?

SFX: Una gallina cacarear. El cacareo comienza a transformarse en un estrangulamiento. Se escucha tendido el cacareo sin aire de la gallina, hasta que muere.

MVO1: Pollo!

MVO2: Oh! querida! querida! Déjame decirte algo acerca de lo que acabas de ver: Nunca vas a poder olvidártelo.
Comenzarás teniéndole fobia a las palomas, y terminarás odiando a los indios, tanto como a Danza con Lobos y a todas las películas de Keving Costner.
No te asustes, pero tu matrimonio va a desmoronarse cuando tu marido ya no soporte más tus vómitos repentinos al ver almohadones.
Te internarán en un asilo a los 50. Tus amigas irán a visitarte y así sentirán que están haciendo una obra de bien, como bañar un linyera o adoptar un niño por correspondencia. Igual algunas se quedaran bañando linyeras.
No te olvides que tu vomitarás repentinamente.

ANN: Lentes de contacto Acuvue dicen: Tus ojos son muy poderosos. Cuidalos.