DOMINATE HAIR PRODUCTS: KARAOKE

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Released:	February 2007
Advertiser:	MIX LIMITED
Brand name:	DOMINATE HAIR PRODUCTS
Agency:	COLENSO BBDO
Country:	New Zealand
Category:	Cosmetics & beauty products
Tags:	Auckland

Credits:

Advertising Agency: COLENSO BBDO, NEW ZEALAND, Auckland
Creative Director: Richard Maddocks
Scriptwriter: Kimberley Ragan/Rebecca Johnson-Pond
Agency Producer: Richard Mayo-Smith
Account Supervisor: Scott Coldham


Script in English
MVO:Ok. To all those guys, those confused blokes out there, who are feeling the pressure to read one of those, S.P.Q.R, bloody, D.K.N.Y, you know, fruitcake magazines. Stop right there. Get back on the toilet, and grab that lesbian porn, because you’re a man, and the world needs more of you. You know? Who’ll smoke cigars in the waiting room, while everyone’s having sympathy pains and passing out? It’s a baby, dickhead, and only someone with a uterus inside them has labour pains, ok, and cares about booties. Who’ll run round the block while everyone’s doin’ that
viba-training, or vibra-training, with the things tied round them? You know, why don’t you just tape a dildo to your chest and grow a bloody clitoris. Who’ll have a pitbull while everyone’s buying those non-moulting, you know, little balls of crap, bloody poodle, shits, or whatever the hell they are? You know, who’s gonna have a pitbull that’s doing the bitch next door, while Twinkles is riding your big toe. Eh? And who’ll look at their hair just long enough to shove some Dominate in it, while everyone else is giving themselves, you know, looking at the side and doing blue-steels in the mirror, and bloody singing karaoke to Celine Dion? Eh? You will. Because you’re a man, so stop tucking it between your legs. Let your male side Dominate. Visit dominatehair.com for a free trial.
Brief Explanation
The VO is read in an accent iconic to New Zealand and Australia, that is synonymous with manliness.