DOMINATE HAIR PRODUCTS: MEMOIRS

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Released:	February 2007
Advertiser:	MIX LIMITED
Brand name:	DOMINATE HAIR PRODUCTS
Agency:	COLENSO BBDO
Country:	New Zealand
Category:	Cosmetics & beauty products
Tags:	Auckland

Credits:

Advertising Agency: COLENSO BBDO, NEW ZEALAND, Auckland
Creative Director: Richard Maddocks
Scriptwriter: Kimberley Ragan/Rebecca Johnson-Pond
Agency Producer: Richard Mayo-Smith
Account Supervisor: Scott Coldham


Script in English
MVO:To all those guys, those confused men out there, who are starting to talk themselves into believing that organic bloody, hot wax is a good idea. Ok, stop right there. Let your thick, hairy, pasty thighs have their day in the sun, because you’re a man, and the world needs more of you. All right? Who’ll hunt with a gun, while everyone’s shoeless and chaining themselves to shrubbery? They’re pests, soft cock, not some velveteen soft toy you used to cuddle as a child. Who’ll let their mangina grow wild and woolly, while everyone is shaving it off for designer purposes? You know, if it’s not big already mate, making yourself look twelve isn’t gonna to help. Ok? Crikey. Who’ll hang out the window of their Ute yelling, “show us your growler” while everyone’s plugging electric cars into their bloody solar powered garages? Eh? And who’ll shove some Dominate in their hair and just get it on, while everyone else is putting on eyeliner and writing their memoirs. You will. Because you’re a man, even if you do have a small dick. Let your male side Dominate. Visit dominatehair.com for a free trial.
Brief Explanation
The VO is read in an accent iconic to New Zealand and Australia, that is synonymous with manliness.