Fedex: "BIG PRODUCTION" Radio ad by BBDO New York

Advertising Agency: BBDO NEW YORK, USA
Executive Creative Director: Eric Silver
Scriptwriter: Grant Smith/Dan Kelleher
Agency Producer: Chris Cassar
Director: Joe Barone
Producer: Chris Cassar
Sound Engineer: Tim Leitner

Full script of the ad IN ENGLISH, REGARDLESS OF THE ORIGINAL LANGUAGE OF THE AD
MVO1: Hey, Richard. Ready for the big presentation?

MVO2: Yes, I am.

Chorus: (Singing) He’s all ready! His middle name is Eddie!
And he’s as ready, as ready will ever be!

MVO1: I didn’t know your middle name was Eddie.
I couldn’t help but notice you have a Broadway chorus with you.

MVO2: Well, I wanted to make a big impression for the presentation.

Chorus: Big! Big! Big! Big!
He’s making it big! Incredibly big! Yeah!

MVO1: Well, if you really wanted to impress, you could’ve gone to FedEx/Kinko’s.
They’d help you print, copy and finish your presentation.

MVO2: FedEx/Kinko’s? Is there one nearby?

Chorus: Is it far? Very far? Can we get there by car?
We could get lost! Or bitten by frost!
Or maybe eaten by a jaguar! Roar!

MVO1: That’s not annoying at all.
Actually, there are over 1,700 FedEx/Kinko’s locations. I use the one around the corner.

MVO2: Hey, isn’t there one around the corner?

MVO1: Yes, I just said that…

Chorus: He really should have known about FedEx/Kinko’s!
Not a lot of words rhyme with FedEx/Kinko’s!
La, la, la, la, la...

ANN: FedEx/Kinko’s. Our office is your office.