FOOD: BIG GIRL

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Released:	May 2005
Advertiser:	GRANNY'S PIES & CAKES
Brand name:	FOOD
Agency:	MARKETFORCE
Country:	AUSTRALIA
Tags:	Perth

Credits:

Advertising Agency: MARKETFORCE, AUSTRALIA, Perth
Creative Director: Andrew Tinning
Scriptwriter: Murray Laird
Agency Producer: Debra Allday
Sound Engineer: Justin Braine


Script in English
SFX: Phone ring and receiver pick up.

GRANNY: Hello, Granny’s Help Line.

WORKER: Yeah, hello Granny. Um, this is kinda embarrassing, but I couldn’t finish one of your big beef pies.

GRANNY: Well there is a lot of beef in a Grannys Pie, dear.

WORKER: Yeah, you know, well the fellas at work are giving me a hard time.

GRANNY: Oh that’s awful. Are they calling you a big girl?

WORKER: Um no –

GRANNY: A sissy?

WORKER: No!

GRANNY: Well they should, you (beep)ing pussy.

SFX: Phone hangs up.

MVO: There’s twenty percent more beef in a Grannys Pie, so grab a Granny!