FOOD: MUSHROOM

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Released:	August 2005
Advertiser:	GINSTERS
Brand name:	FOOD
Agency:	BBH
Country:	United Kingdom
Tags:	London

Credits:

Advertising Agency: BBH, UNITED KINGDOM, London
Scriptwriter: Claudia Southgate/Verity Fenner
Agency Producer: Alex Burrett
Account Supervisor: Sian Mcdermott
Advertiser's Supervisor: Andy Valentine
Director: Alex Burrett/Claudia Southgate/Verity Fenner
Sound Engineer: Owen Griffiths


Script in English
SFX: Hum of a lie detector machine being switched on, followed by needles starting to scratch on paper.

MVO: (really serious) Thank you for taking this lie detector test. Please try to stay awake. What is your name?

MVO1: Hmm, er, ur, hey man, I’m Malcolm. Nice to meet you, yeah?

MVO: And what are you, Malcolm?

MVO2: Ummmm, I’m a mushroom.

MVO: And where do you live?

MVO2 … Oh in this most amazing field. It’s beautiful. It’s like, wow.

MVO: And what is your least favourite thing?

MVO2: Errrrm, being stalked.

MVO: And does this make you paranoid at all?

MVO2: No. Why, what have you heard?

SFX: Erratic scratching noises, followed by a really loud beeeeeeeeeeeep.

ANN: What planet are you on? Only real honest mushrooms are good
enough for a Ginsters Chicken and Mushroom slice. Ginsters. Real honest food.