HOME & CAR INSURANCE: MICHAEL

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Released:	March 2005
Advertiser:	ANSWER SEGURO ON LINE
Brand name:	HOME & CAR INSURANCE
Agency:	DEL CAMPO NAZCA SAATCHI & SAATCHI
Country:	Argentina
Category:	Banking
Tags:	Buenos Aires

Credits:

Advertising Agency: DEL CAMPO NAZCA SAATCHI & SAATCHI, ARGENTINA, Buenos Aires
Creative Director: Chavo Demilio
Scriptwriter: Pablo Gil/Daniel Sacroisky
Agency Producer: Cosme Argerich/Luli Dragan/Paz Landeyro
Account Supervisor: Pablo Ordoñez/Esteban Tarling/Vicky Patron Costas
Advertiser's Supervisor: Susana Fagonde/Andrea de Vicenti


Script in English
VO: This is Michael. He’s just had his house broken into. This is what he has to say to us:

Michael: Yeah. Sure…so this guy walks into the hairdresser’s and says: “I want my hair short on the right side, short on the left, with a little tuft in the front and all sticking up at the back.” The hairdresser is shocked and says: “But I can’t do that!!” “What do you mean? You can. It’s what you did last time.” (laughs) So this guy goes to the Doctor. “Doctor, doctor, I’ve swallowed a film from my camera.” “We’ll just have to wait and see what develops.” (laughs) Talking of doctors, here’s one – it’s great. This guy goes to the doctor and says: “Doctor, I think I suffer from amnesia.” So the doctor asks: “How long have you had this problem?” “What problem?” (laughs)
He couldn't remember anything. He couldn't even remember his name!

VO: If you insure your home and your car with Answer Insurances like Michael, you too can laugh in the face of misfortune. Call us at 4139-8888.
Script in Orginal Language
VO: A Esteban le acaban de robar el auto. Esto es lo que tiene para decirnos:

Esteban: Bueno, resulta que el tipo llega a la peluquería y le dice al peluquero: “Lo quiero largo del lado derecho, cortito del izquierdo, con un mechón en la frente y unos cuantos remolinos atrás” “Pero no le puedo hacer eso...” “¿Cómo que no? es lo que me hiciste la última vez que vine, animal”. (Estaban se ríe) ...y hablando de animales, escuchá! resulta que el tipo llega al consultorio y dice: “Doctor, doctor, llevo dos semanas sin comer y sin dormir ¿qué tengo doctor?” “Sueño y hambre, que vas a tener!” (Estaban se ríe) Justo… hablando de médicos, escuchá, este es buenísimo. El tipo va al doctor y le dice: “Doctor, tengo amnesia” “¿Y desde cuándo tiene este problema?” “Qué problema?”...(Esteban se ríe) buenísimo!

VO: Hacé como Esteban, asegurá tu auto y tu casa en Answer Seguro On Line, y despreocupate. Llamanos al 4319-8888.
Brief Explanation
When the jokes in Spanish depended upon a play on words the original jokes were replaced by more comprehensible ones when translated into English.