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KFC FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: PYROMANIAC
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| Released: | April 2007 |
| Advertiser: | OPENLINK BUSINESS CORPORATION  |
| Brand name: | KFC FAST FOOD RESTAURANT |
| Country: | THE PHILIPPINES |
| Category: |
Fast food outlets & restaurants
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Credits:
Advertising Agency: TBWA\SANTIAGO MANGADA PUNO, THE PHILIPPINES
Executive Creative Director: Melvin Mangada
Creative Director: Evans Sator
Scriptwriter: Elvin Bueno
Agency Producer: Karen Sto. Domingo
Account Supervisor: Portia Catuira
Advertiser's Supervisor: Chacha Juinio
Script in English
SFX:phone ringing
SFX:automated recording catching on
FVO:You have reached the Institute of Mental Health Helpline. If you are obsessive-
compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3, 4, and 5. If you are delusional, press 6 and you will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are amnesiac, press 7 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother’s maiden name. If you have short memory loss, press 8. If you have short memory loss, press 8. If you have short memory loss, press 8. If you are dyslexic, press 969696. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you’re a pyromaniac, dial 887 – 8888 and order KFC Extreme Hotshots for all the fiery goodness that
you’re crazy for.