Advertiser: KISS BAKING
Product/Service: KISS CORNBREAD
Agency: THE BUZZ
Executive Creative Director: Simone Jacelon
Creative Director: Jason Stedman
Scriptwriter: Jason Stedman
Agency Producer: Fernan de Gannes
Account Supervisor: Fernan de Gannes
Production Company: STAR SOUNDS, Belmont, TRINIDAD & TOBAGO
Date of First Appearance: Jan 1 1900 12:00AM
Entrant Company: THE BUZZ, Port of Spain, TRINIDAD & TOBAGO
Full script of the ad IN ENGLISH, REGARDLESS OF THE ORIGINAL LANGUAGE OF THE AD
SFX: Dramatic soap opera type music
ANN: Welcome to another episode of Cornville, where the corny is reality.
MVO: Yes Corntessa...
FVO: Though our love for each other and Kiss Cornbread is strong, I fear that our relationship cannot corntinue!
MVO: Why?! I thought we were sweet as corndensed milk!
MVO: My heart feels heavy like corncrete!
FVO: ...the ecornomic crisis.
FVO: I know your budget is cornstricted - don’t lie to me!
MVO: But you know at $2.00 I can buy Kiss Cornbread uncornditonally, my love! Are you really corcenrned about the corndition of my finances? Or is someone else behind this cornflict?
FVO: Are you cornfronting me?!
ANN: Tune in for the corntinuation of this way too corny story.
Will Cornelius cornvince Corntessa that at $2.00 he’s got her favourite treat cornered?
Or is someone cornveniently causing cornfusion?
And if you think this is corny, it’s nothing compared to the taste of Kiss Cornbread, the corniest bread around!
Made with real corn, this snack product claims to have more corn taste
(i.e. taste more 'corny') than anything else.
Taking this to the extreme sense: it’s even 'cornier' (i.e. corny in the trite or banal sense) than clichéd soap opera acting (which is recognised as being very corny itself).
Hope this doesn't CORNfuse even more...!
The Radio ad titled CORNBREAD CORNTINUATION was done by The Buzz advertising agency for product: Kiss Cornbread (brand: Kiss Cornbread) in Trinidad and Tobago. It was released in the Aug 2010.