LIVE COMEDY EVENTS: OFFENSIVE

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Released:	April 2008
Advertiser:	NZ INTERNATIONAL COMEDY FESTIVAL
Brand name:	LIVE COMEDY EVENTS
Agency:	COLENSO BBDO
Country:	New Zealand
Category:	Entertainment & leisure
Tags:	Auckland

Credits:

Advertising Agency: COLENSO BBDO, NEW ZEALAND, Auckland
Executive Creative Director: Nick Worthington
Scriptwriter: Jamie Hitchcock/ Josh Lancaster
Agency Producer: Jonathan Gerard
Account Supervisor: Scott Coldham
Sound Engineer: John Cooper


Script in English
FVO: Well I was walking down the road to do some shopping and suddenly a Black, Spic, Boonga, Nazi, French, Lesbian, premenstrual, senile, diabetic, fat, freckly, retarded, dyslexic, curry munching, alcoholic, Muslim, bi-polar, bed wetting, inbred, kiddy-fiddling, terrorist from Invercargill with small tits, a bung eye, buck teeth, a hare lip, and Tourette’s, together with a hairy, gay, Catholic, obsessive compulsive, epileptic, homeless, menopausal, dole bludging, albino, bankrupt, Jewish, parking warden came over to me with her blind, deaf, mute, anorexic, bulimic, p-head, asthmatic, bed wetting, lisping, handicapped, honkey, private school educated, agrophobic, man-hating, pregnant, slut, wog, midget, Mother-in-law, who was holding hands with her ginger, chink, wife beating, bible-bashing, obese, cross-eyed, pommy, socks and sandals wearing, wheel-chair bound, towel-head lawyer, who had an extra finger, a cleft palette, eczema, a combover, a club foot, a port wine birthmark and BO and asked me if I was going to the New Zealand International Comedy Festival.

And I said: Fuck Yes.

ANN: The New Zealand International Comedy Festival. Guaranteed to offend everyone. April 18-May 11. Visit comedyfestival.co.nz for details.
Brief Explanation
The New Zealand International Comedy Festival is an annual event that features local and international comedians. This radio ad plays on the truth that nothing is sacred in comedy; every type of person is fair game in the often risqué material the comedians deliver. Our idea is to use a classic stand-up comedy delivery style to ridiculous effect with the outtake being that it’s hard to offend somebody when we're offending everybody. So you might as well just go along and have a bloody good laugh.