Advertising Agency: BUBBLE, USA, Rosemont Creative Director: Kelly Simmons Scriptwriter: Rich Ratay
Script in English Oilman: So, can you tell me about the problems you’ve been having?
Man: She laughs like a hyena!
Wife: He’s got a hairy back!
Oilman: You both realize I’m a local oilheat guy, right?
Man: Oh, right. Wrong appointment.
Wife: We’re not happy with our heat pump.
Oilman: What's the problem?
Man: Her feet are like flippin’ icebergs in bed!
Wife: He yaps like chihuahua about the bills!
Oilman: So, your heat leaves you cold and costs too much. I think I have the answer.
Man: Start burning her Salsa records?
Oilman: Just switch to oilheat. Oil heat provides a warmer, toastier heat. And oil heat is up to 40% cheaper than a heat pump, and from Maine to Maryland, oil heat's been more affordable than gas eleven out of the last twelve years.
Man: Huh. I’d have cash left over for a back waxing.
Wife (flirting): I’d be warm enough to wear a nightie again.
Oilman: There, you see? Oil heat makes a happier home.
Man: A nightie, huh? How YOU doing, kitten?
SFX: Smooching sounds.
Oilman: Uh… guys, I’ll let myself out. Don't get up, don't get up!
VO: Today’s oilheat. It’s just better. A message from the Better Home Heat Council of Delaware Valley.
The Radio ad titled MARRIAGE COUNSELLING was done by Bubble advertising agency for product: Oil Heating (brand: Home Heat Council) in United States. It was released in the Sep 2004.