SPICE ADULT MOBILE CONTENT: HANDSHAKE

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Released:	April 2008
Advertiser:	SMART COMMUNICATIONS
Brand name:	SPICE ADULT MOBILE CONTENT
Agency:	DDB DM9 JAYMESYFU
Country:	THE PHILIPPINES
Category:	Commercial public services

Credits:

Advertising Agency: DDB DM9 JAYMESYFU, THE PHILIPPINES
Creative Director: Merlee Jayme/Eugene Demata
Scriptwriter: Biba Cabuquit
Agency Producer: Steve Vesagas
Account Supervisor: Marj Aznar
Sound Engineer: Glenn Mariano/Philip Jarilla


Script in English
MVO: Ahem. Ahem.
(Singing) It's that time of the day if you're thinking about...
Adjusting the sundial, beating the bishop, choking the chicken, defrosting the fridge, engaging in hand to gland combat, flogging the dolphin, getting a soda, hitchhiking to heaven, ironing wrinkles, jerkin' the gherkin, killing the kitten, lubing the tube, milking the cow with one udder, nerking your throbber, the one-gun salute, pleasing your pisser, the quest for zest, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, turning Japanese, unloading the gun, varnishing the flagpole, waking the dead, expelling and swelling, yanking the chain or zooming to the moon...
Then we're willing to give you a hand!

So to speak. Text SPICE to 6960.
Brief Explanation
Spice is a service of Smart Communications which specialises in adult downloads, from MMS to Java Games to Videos.

In the Philippines, the advertising regulatory body strictly prohibits use of the word 'masturbation' and its more recognised synonyms. So this was our way around it.