Fife Council Radio GNOMES by The Union

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Industry Banking & Financial Services, Charities, Foundations, Volunteers
Media Radio
Market United Kingdom
Agency The Union
Creative Director Andrew Lindsay
Account Supervisor Giles Moffatt
Released April 2004

Credits & Description

Advertising Agency: THE UNION, UNITED KINGDOM, Edinburgh
Creative Director: Andrew Lindsay
Scriptwriter: Michael Hart/Don Smith
Account Supervisor: Giles Moffatt
Sound Engineer: James Max David

Script in English

[Throughout this commercial we hear the tapping of fingers on a keyboard as the customer’s request is processed.]

Man 1: Hello, I’m looking for some business premises in Fife.

Man 2: What kind of business would that be, sir?

Man 1: The manufacture of transvestite garden gnomes.

Man 2: Transvestite gnomes?

Man 1: Little plump male figures clad in dresses. Now, because of the happy-go-lucky nature of these cross dressing clay fellows, they need to be created in a place of joy and harmony.

Man 2: Such as?

Man 1: A big bouncy castle with continuously piped in easy listening music from the early 70s. And a potter’s wheel.

Man 2: Just checking for you, sir. (pause) Ah, we’ve got one just outside Dunfermline.

Man 1: They’ll be so happy.

FVO: Looking for a better choice of business property? Just call Fife Council’s business property team on 0845 600 1359 and we’ll help you find it.