Fife Council Radio WORLD DOMINATION by The Union

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Industry Banking & Financial Services, Charities, Foundations, Volunteers
Media Radio
Market United Kingdom
Agency The Union
Creative Director Andrew Lindsay
Account Supervisor Giles Moffatt
Released April 2004

Credits & Description

Advertising Agency: THE UNION, UNITED KINGDOM, Edinburgh
Creative Director: Andrew Lindsay
Scriptwriter: Michael Hart/Don Smith
Account Supervisor: Giles Moffatt
Sound Engineer: James Max David

Script in English

[Throughout this commercial we hear the tapping of fingers on a keyboard as the customer’s request is processed.]

Man 1: So you’re after some business premises, sir. What kind of business are you in?

Man 2: World domination.

Man 1: Wo-rld dom-in-a-tion. So one of our the our business parks would probably be out of the question?

Man 2: I was thinking more…extinct volcano, that kind of thing.

Man 1: With a cavernous interior?

Man 2: Precisely, and a miniature monorail, helicopter pad, and retractable laser.

Man 1: That goes without saying, sir. Now what about a small piranha-infested pool for difficult staff?

Man 2: If you can stretch to that then that’d be wonderful.

Man 1: Just checking for you now, sir. (pause) Ah, you’re in luck, we’ve got two.

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