Home Heat Council Radio MARRIAGE COUNSELLING by Bubble

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Industry Charities, Foundations, Volunteers
Media Radio
Market United States
Agency Bubble
Creative Director Kelly Simmons
Released September 2004

Credits & Description

Advertising Agency: BUBBLE, USA, Rosemont
Creative Director: Kelly Simmons
Scriptwriter: Rich Ratay

Script in English

Oilman: So, can you tell me about the problems you’ve been having?

Man: She laughs like a hyena!

Wife: He’s got a hairy back!

Oilman: You both realize I’m a local oilheat guy, right?

Man: Oh, right. Wrong appointment.

Wife: We’re not happy with our heat pump.

Oilman: What's the problem?

Man: Her feet are like flippin’ icebergs in bed!

Wife: He yaps like chihuahua about the bills!

Oilman: So, your heat leaves you cold and costs too much. I think I have the answer.

Man: Start burning her Salsa records?

Oilman: Just switch to oilheat. Oil heat provides a warmer, toastier heat. And oil heat is up to 40% cheaper than a heat pump, and from Maine to Maryland, oil heat's been more affordable than gas eleven out of the last twelve years.

Man: Huh. I’d have cash left over for a back waxing.

Wife (flirting): I’d be warm enough to wear a nightie again.

Oilman: There, you see? Oil heat makes a happier home.

Man: A nightie, huh? How YOU doing, kitten?

Wife: Me-OW!

SFX: Smooching sounds.

Oilman: Uh… guys, I’ll let myself out. Don't get up, don't get up!

VO: Today’s oilheat. It’s just better. A message from the Better Home Heat Council of Delaware Valley.