Maryland State Lottery Radio SHOPPING SUCKS by Eisner Communications

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Industry Culture, Leisure & Sport, Lottery & Gambling
Media Radio
Market United States
Agency Eisner Communications
Creative Director Stephen Etzine
Account Supervisor David Blum
Released December 2004

Credits & Description

Advertising Agency: EISNER COMMUNICATIONS, USA, Baltimore
Creative Director: Stephen Etzine
Scriptwriter: Craig Strydom/Mark Rosica
Agency Producer: Craig Strydom/Mark Rosica
Account Supervisor: David Blum

Script in English

[To the tune of Jingle Bells - length will be determined by leaving out verses or fade out earlier]

FVO: Parking at the mall,
Before the holiday,
There’s no parking space,
Hey lady that’s one way!

Walking through the crowd,
I know I’ll never find,
The perfect gift for Uncle Jack
Before I lose my mind.

Shopping sucks,
Shopping sucks,
Every year this time.
Oh what pain it is to search
For gifts and wait in line. (Oy Vey!)

Should have paid
For gas inside,
Instead of just quick pay
And bought holiday scratch-offs
From the Maryland Lottery.

I should have been smart,
There’s no need to suffer,
Holiday scratch-offs will be great
For any stocking stuffer. (DUH!)

Shopping sucks,
Shopping sucks,
Stuck in line all day
Should have just got Holiday Scratch-Offs
From the Maryland Lottery.

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