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Industry Charities, Foundations, Volunteers
Media Radio
Market United States
Agency Bubble
Creative Director Kelly Simmons
Released September 2004

Credits & Description

Advertising Agency: BUBBLE, USA, Rosemont
Creative Director: Kelly Simmons
Scriptwriter: Rich Ratay

Script in English

Oilman: So, can you tell me about the problems you’ve been having?

Man: She laughs like a hyena!

Wife: He’s got a hairy back!

Oilman: You both realize I’m a local oilheat guy, right?

Man: Oh, right. Wrong appointment.

Wife: We’re not happy with our heat pump.

Oilman: What's the problem?

Man: Her feet are like flippin’ icebergs in bed!

Wife: He yaps like chihuahua about the bills!

Oilman: So, your heat leaves you cold and costs too much. I think I have the answer.

Man: Start burning her Salsa records?

Oilman: Just switch to oilheat. Oil heat provides a warmer, toastier heat. And oil heat is up to 40% cheaper than a heat pump, and from Maine to Maryland, oil heat's been more affordable than gas eleven out of the last twelve years.

Man: Huh. I’d have cash left over for a back waxing.

Wife (flirting): I’d be warm enough to wear a nightie again.

Oilman: There, you see? Oil heat makes a happier home.

Man: A nightie, huh? How YOU doing, kitten?

Wife: Me-OW!

SFX: Smooching sounds.

Oilman: Uh… guys, I’ll let myself out. Don't get up, don't get up!

VO: Today’s oilheat. It’s just better. A message from the Better Home Heat Council of Delaware Valley.

The Radio ad titled MARRIAGE COUNSELLING was done by Bubble advertising agency for Home Heat Council in United States. It was released in Sep 2004.